There's wimmin's logic. Then there's Just Plain Wrong.

Behold this morsel of wummunly logic which truly surpasseth all understanding.

Ye flatmate likes to keep the hall door closed so that the cats don't go down towards the bathroom and other places they are unwelcome. Today at noonish I woke up, came through it, and left it open.

"You always leave the door open," she informed me, incorrectly. "You know that you left it open and Emmeline (the cat) went into the spare room this morning and pushed your guitar off the bed? It fell onto its strings, I was worried. Didn't you hear the huge crash?"

"No," I said, wondering firstly quite how our 6-month old kitten was supposed to have summoned either the strength or the willpower to push a guitar several times her size off a double bed, and secondly how I had left the door open in my sleep. "I was asleep this morning."

"Well," she continued, " actually I can't remember when it was. But it was you that left the door open."

Can anyone else spot the hole in her argument?