Really poor claims to fame
Can anyone beat the sheer weakness of these five claims to fame?
1. My uncle was gardener to the rich and famous in London. He used to clip Richard Branson's hedges among others.
2. I am the reason why British Youth Hostels installed bars on their top bunks to stop people rolling over and falling out during sleep. This is because one night in the early nineties at Borth hostel in Wales, I... join the dots.
3. I am the anglophone voice of SDV International Logistics.
4. I have had my music played on local radio in Hull and Kent.
5. I appeared in "Making a Difference", a video about voluntary work, which was sent to schools across Britain in 1999.
If you've been lurking reading Timberblog without commenting, now is the time to make yourself known, I feel...
posted by Timber @ 11:24 pm
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I made tea for Colin Jackson.
I've played football for the BBC.
i) My Uncle once sat on the Queen Mother.
ii) A question of mine was rephrased and asked to Sepp Blatter.
iii) Music of mine was played on FM radio in Hull and Kent, and also in two varied Paris nightspots.
iv) I've met and had my photo taken with Martin Johnson.
Those, unfortunately, are them.
I'm going out with the nephew of someone so famous he's been on the Simpsons.
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